December 2009
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tristn: nsbarr: So there’s a tech startup based at an animal farm in Portola Valley. And one day at this fledgling company, Rooster walks over to Mule’s desk. Rooster says, “Hey Mule, do you have an update on that bug I filed?” “Yeah, I closed it.” Says Rooster, “Closed it? Why?” To which Mule responds: “Cannot reproduce.”
Dec 31st
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The Making of: the Bootleg of: Avatar - This bootleg is going to revolutionize the way we see movies…without paying full price. (Ah swurr upon my Eywa-granted tiréaióang I’m not obsessed with this)
Dec 30th
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For fans of Avatar, Linguistics &/or Synesthesia
Why does nobody say “I taste you” to reflect understanding? The other 4[1] senses are all used: I see you[2] - Used if one feels the need to show understanding of what another is saying to them, in a more “ghetto” fashion. I feel you - I understand where you’re coming from I hear you - Old hippie expression for accepting another persons statement/oppinion even if...
Dec 29th
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Dec 24th
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'Weekenders' was Disney's Fin de siècle Finest
Diz: [reading a note] "Carburetor given rhinoplasty wideload cheese bundle"? I believe we have a POET following us!
Undine: He has a certain jejune banality that speaks to the quintessential anhedonia of our corporate infoculture. [beat] Either than or he's a total clodhopper.
Diz: Yeah; it's hard to tell with poets.
Dec 24th
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Anhedonia - Wikipedia →
An inability to experience pleasure from normally pleasurable life events such as eating, exercise, social interaction or sexual activities. [see also: dysthymia] And a sweet Saturnalia to you all!
Dec 24th
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“I sold my soul to the devil, I know it was a crappy deal At least it came with...”
–  kanYe
Dec 24th
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when i grow up i want to be a bandit. i heard you...
thatsnotpunny: how did people navigate during the ice age? using a snow globe what type of food does james bond love? spicy food what type of literature do athletes read? prose what do you call a spiritual person with a negative disposition? a pessimystic why did the guy who worked with computers suck at tag? cause he was always IT I LOVE This Tumblr (yes promo)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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sednarb: sisterspock: SPORK! AN EROTIC LOVE STORY - as narrated by Zachary Quinto (yes. you read it right.) Ohmahgod. This is the greatest thing to come home to. Yeah, my head and certain other parts…kaboom. This audio is probably NSFW, but the visuals are clean.  Just like this: (Srsly, if your boss gives you grief for a picture of two androids rubbing their faces together, you need...
Dec 21st
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“[…T]astes good, costs money, makes your stomach hurt, and leaves you...”
– Chris Newman
Dec 20th
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Teenage Girl Flashes Motorist Who Loses Control of... →
Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, is a New Zealand teenager who decided to flash passing cars. With her friends egging her own, she lifted her shirt. She succeeded in distracting one man who lost control of the car and ran her over…She was given a $220 fine for disorderly conduct.
Dec 19th
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Dec 15th
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Urban Dictionary: rhino →
An older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly.
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Vinculum (symbol) →
a horizontal line placed over a mathematical expression, used to indicate that it is to be considered a group. Examples of its use include the case of a group of infinitely repeating decimal digits: and the notation of a radical to indicate the radicand whose root is being indicated. For even bigger nerds: it’s also the core of a Borg ship. Cf. Macron
Dec 14th
Kyriarchy - Wikipedia →
A system of ruling and oppression in which many people may interact and act as oppressor or oppressed. (The term seeks to modify the term patriarchy to elaborate intersecting structures of domination [a>b & c>b, but a≠c]).
Dec 12th
(Rah)²(Ah)³ +[Roma (1+Ma)] + (Ga)²(Oh)(La)² = Want...
ramirukun: ohyume: (via aspicio) Rah rah ah ah ah roma romama ga ga oh la la = want your bad romance, got it! I soundededed it out. Hey!…We can just upload photos will-nilly now?: (shout-out big-ups while h/t kudos to whereareyouyeezy)
Dec 12th
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“We get it, Kings of Leon: You could use sum-BAH-dayyyyyy. Heard you loud and...”
– Bill Simmons being an Old Fogey™
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“We were all chosen to do something. For some of us, it’s our choice about...”
– Bill Walton (Who Shot Mamba?, Chapter 5)
Dec 9th
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interwebpaper: Russian bears trained to play ice hockey. LAWL GUYS IT WAS THIS IT STARTED AUTOPLAYING SO FREAKY MAN LIKE ONCE I WAS ON THE PHONE AND MY IPHONE WAS…hold, Caps Lock was broken.  Okay, once I was on my douchePhone and it started playing the trailer to Ninja Assassin so I thought I was intercepting a call. o_O
Dec 9th
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