People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Sir Bentley PurchaseOperation Mincemeat was not a supergroup consisting of Sir Bentley, Brotha Lynch Hung, Ganksta Nip & Esham. OM was a top secret plan by the British military that bamboozled Nazi forces during WWII into believing that instead of attacking Sicily, the Allied armies would invade Greece. They did this by planting fake documents on a dead body that they had wash up on the shore of a Spanish beach. The move changed the course of history. Where did they cop that stiff? From Sir Bent-a-Lot. SBP, not a rapper, but a game changer.

People Who Don’t Rap But Have Rapper Names: Sir Bentley Purchase

Operation Mincemeat was not a supergroup consisting of Sir Bentley, Brotha Lynch Hung, Ganksta Nip & Esham. OM was a top secret plan by the British military that bamboozled Nazi forces during WWII into believing that instead of attacking Sicily, the Allied armies would invade Greece. They did this by planting fake documents on a dead body that they had wash up on the shore of a Spanish beach. The move changed the course of history. Where did they cop that stiff? From Sir Bent-a-Lot. SBP, not a rapper, but a game changer.

#Calvin Trillin #Ray LaHood #Dolo Coker #Lil Stoner
 

abecedarian - Wiktionary

1) One who is learning the alphabet
2) One engaged in teaching the alphabet
3) One who is a beginner in some field
4) A series of terms in an utterance in alphabetical order

#tyro #contranym #n00b
 
TVTropes needs a Suspiciously Similar Substitute subset where a character is replaced but they reference the replaced character (see, e.g., New Girl replacing Coach, and Star Trek’s ‘The Menagerie’ wrt Christopher Pike and OH MY GOSH CHEERS ALREADY DID THIS WITH A CHARACTER NAMED COACH).  Forget Kirk:Pike::Winston:Coach; Woody:Coach::Winston:Coach.
(Someone else can make that image ‘cause colorblindness gets in the way)

TVTropes needs a Suspiciously Similar Substitute subset where a character is replaced but they reference the replaced character (see, e.g., New Girl replacing Coach, and Star Trek’s ‘The Menagerie’ wrt Christopher Pike and OH MY GOSH CHEERS ALREADY DID THIS WITH A CHARACTER NAMED COACH).  Forget Kirk:Pike::Winston:Coach; Woody:Coach::Winston:Coach.

(Someone else can make that image ‘cause colorblindness gets in the way)

#TNG=The New Girl #TOS=The Original Spock #Analogies are like (y'know?)
 
pokemonbattleroyale:

#56 Mankey by Steve Robbins

Evolution of Man…key!* Consider this a companion to Evolution of Logan.
*Not to be confused with Primeape.  Don’t get me started on Jynx & Mr Mime.

pokemonbattleroyale:

#56 Mankey by Steve Robbins

Evolution of Man…key!* Consider this a companion to Evolution of Logan.

*Not to be confused with Primeape.  Don’t get me started on Jynx & Mr Mime.

#anthropomorphism #pokemon #ひとがた
 

provocatoria:

howtobeterrell:

lol

Mm. Deep in a different way. It’s okay girl, sometimes I have to stop because they’re too deep too.

 

Auto-reblog. Literally.

dogslug:

kalooeh:

tyleroakley:

odair:

omfg press alt+the reblog button

praise god bless jesus hallelu

Yup, this is getting abused

MY GOD

(via tristn)

 

anderson:

Henry Lizardlover

I was wondering if I had peaked, if maybe life had nothing new and exciting to offer me…but then I saw this.

#Lounging Lizards #Reclining Reptiles #Sedentary Squamata
 

Antimetabole - Wikipedia

The repetition of words in successive clauses, but in transposed grammatical order (e.g., “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country”)

#Chiasmus #Said What I Meant #Eat to Live
 
Not to be confused with “Tubas soon”

Not to be confused with “Tubas soon”

(Source: commons.wikimedia.org)

#Impact #Maraschino #macrosimizing
 
kryz:

(via)

This is what you call a parasitic number (see, also, 5*142857).

kryz:

(via)

This is what you call a parasitic number (see, also, 5*142857).

#Nombres derviches #dramatic number #Dyson number
 

Dejah view.  GET IT?

(Source: allmoviephoto.com)

#Dejah Thoris #Lynn Collins #Mr Carter
 
[Y]es, the Oscars matter, just as box office grosses matter, reviews matter, my opinion matters, and your opinion matters. They all represent different facets of the ongoing struggle to define for ourselves and for one another why we love what we love. People have been doing this in the form of prizes for a very long time, and I’m sure that in 467 BC, when Aeschylus took first place at the Dionysia festival for Seven Against Thebes, the next day somebody chiseled ‘Sophocles Got Screwed’ into a wall.
#Oscarmetrics #Sophocles Got Screwed #cigarettes and entitlement
 

melic - Google Dictionary

Meant to be sung

#Michicant #μελικός #behind the melody
 
mattjames:

Sorry everyone. I realize you can’t unsee this.

If you were Steven Tyler from Aerosmith for one night, and you could pretty much get any woman alive, who would you pick?

mattjames:

Sorry everyone. I realize you can’t unsee this.

If you were Steven Tyler from Aerosmith for one night, and you could pretty much get any woman alive, who would you pick?

(via elishayaffe)

#Tyler Perry's Steven Tyler
 

jojokitty10:

Ever wonder what happened to Thomas Jefferson in 1776?  Well… HE TURNED INTO HANK HOOPER!!! 

Ken Howard was also The White Shadow. Still, this doesn’t trump John Adams being KITT and Mr Feeny.
#SAG #1776 #30 Rock